I wake up every two hours to pee and rearrange myself in bed. Laying in bed and getting comfy takes more time and effort than it used to. Usually at 3:30 I'm still asleep, but not this morning. This morning I was ripped from a decent slumber by some idiot outside who sounded like he was doing an Indian Rain Dance. All I can say is WTF?!
Why Indian Rain Dance Man did you decide to dance at 3:30 am? Why couldn't you do it quieter? I live in a nice neighborhood, not one you'd expect to be woken up by Indian chanting. It only lasted for a few minutes...maybe 5, but it was long enough for me to be fully awake and wonder what the hell you were doing and why.
Strange thing...it apparently worked, we have a little thundershower coming through right now and we do need the rain! LMAO!